Normal Person: Place Armed Drones At Every School In America!

To put it mildly, Wayne Allyn Root is fu*king insane and following the recent Florida Stoneman Douglas High School shooting, he decided to put this on full display. Many ridiculous ideas have been tossed around in the weeks following the mass shooting, such as buckets of rocks and 600 miniature baseball bats - yes these ideas are very real, please stop laughing - but the proposal put forward by our dear friend, Wayne, really does take the biscuit. 

Wayne, in his infinite wisdom has decided that the best way to protect each and every school student in America is via a drone, obviously. You know, the very same instruments of death that kill innocent civilians all over the earth, mainly the middle east though because imperialist Western countries have gotta do what they've gotta do. Bombing innocent people in order to save innocent people's lives, makes complete sense if you ask me.

Now, lets be fair to Wayne here and say that the idiot leftists clearly misrepresented what he meant and took it out of context as right-wingers often claim. There is obviously another explanation for what the self-proclaimed 'Conservative Warrior' actually meant and it isn't what is pictured above. Wayne could have clearly been alluding to the much smaller drone that comes with a camera equipped, the type you buy your grandfather for Christmas. Wayne is clearly a few steps ahead of us and is thinking surveillance rather than the complete and utter destruction of American schools.

The only problem being is that if you quote Wayne's tweet verbatim, then you can clearly see that he means the type of drone that launches bloody missiles and kills millions of innocent brown people. There isn't even any logic behind his reactionary tweet: school shooter targets school and begins shooting, drone doesn't deter shooter, shooter kills students, drone fires missile into school building killing the shooter but also every single student and member of staff inside the school.

Another problem with his excellent idea is that it conflicts with the conservative mindset of spending any government money to help American people. A simple "cost per US Drone" google search will show that drones such as the 10 MQ-9 Reaper cost in excess of $12.5 Million, per drone! Together with the fact that there are 22,000+ high schools in America means that this will cost at least two hundred and seventy-five billion dollars just to build the drones.

Our dear friend Wayne is no stranger to outlandish statements, as he has previously claimed that Las Vegas gunman Stephen Paddock's reign of terror was a "coordinated Muslim terror attack". So you simply cannot believe a word this man and his deluded followers espouse.